Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Weird things you have to tell kids

I have been saying for years that I should start a list of weird things you have to tell kids. I work around kids too so I have a lot of weird conversations.
Here are some comments I can remember:

Don’t lick your brother.
Turkey sandwiches do not belong in the air conditioner vent.
Get that doodle bug out of your nose.
Please don’t sing about margaritas at school.
Don’t put boogers on the couch.
Get your brother’s toes out of your mouth.
Sand does not taste good and it makes you thirsty.

Not all of these were said to my own children at least. I am sure I will have many more strange conversations in the future though and I am sure I have forgotten tons of them.

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