Sunday, September 9, 2007

Frog jokes

My kids love making lists as you probably figured out from the abundance of them already posted on this site. Today we are doing a list of frog jokes in honor of Hopkins the Signing Time frog and his upcoming birthday celebration. Enjoy!

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!

How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !

And here is one random cow joke. This was my favorite joke in high school. I heard it from my best friend Marla.

There are a bunch of cows and one bull standing on the top of a hill eating some delicious green grass. It is a very windy day and every time a big gust of wind hits them all the cows roll down the hill. The bull is not disturbed, he only wobbles a bit and keeps on eating. After this happens several times the cows are upset and climb up to the top of the hill once again and ask "Hey Bull! What gives? How come you never roll down the hill and we do every time?"
Wait for it here it comes:
The Bull says "Everyone knows we bulls wobble but we don't fall down!"

This joke is better for kids from the 70's who remember the commercials for Weebles toys. I had the haunted house with the glow in the dark ghost. Loved it wish I still had it.


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